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Hilarious(!!!!) viruses

NOTE: These aren’t real oh and credit to Beauty101

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS – takes a couple of bites from your Apple

AIRBAG VIRUS – Can only cause harm if you are a petite computer operator who sits too close to the screen. Provides a handy ON-OFF switch in most current release.

AT&T VIRUS – Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

BILL CLINTON VIRUS V 2.0 – It tells you it’s executing any program you want, whether or not it’s on your computer.

BIRTHDAY VIRUS – Keeps advancing your clock by another year.

CHILD VIRUS – It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.

DIET VIRUS – Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.

DISNEY VIRUS – Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

GEORGE W. BUSH VIRUS V 1.0 – Doesn’t do anything, but you can’t get rid of it until November.

HEALTH CARE VIRUS – Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

HURRICANE VIRUS – It blows away all your files, then tells you the government will help you rebuild them.

JIMINY CRICKET VIRUS – Changes your Zip disk into a Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah disk.

MARTHA STEWART VIRUS – Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little dollies to be displayed on your desktop.

MUM/MOM VIRUS – Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS – Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

SPICE GIRL VIRUS – Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

THE PRISON VIRUS– It locks up your system.

ROFL! Next time she adds more I will put them here (:

Comments»

1. disco70s - December 30, 2009

Hello, I’m Disco70s’ personal scan robot.
I just found out that you have a/many very dangerous virus(es) that will make people blind. Only 100 people have these virus in the world. 50 in Japan and the other 50 in the United States of America. Here are the virus(es):
Baby Gaga Virus- Everytime you turn on your Mac or PC, a dancing baby appears for a minute.
Magical Unicorn Wizard of Cheese Virus-Turns your cursor into a Magical Unircorn Wizard of Cheese. Also, whatever you open the Paint tool, the picture of that Unicorn will appear.
Michael Jackson Virus- Whatever you go to a chat game such as Club Penguin or Pandanda, Micheal Jackson sings a random song.

Please destroy these by asking her at her blog. She will solve the problem.
Thank you
Disco70s-HE’S TELLING THE TRUTH! TRY IT AND SEE THE TRUTH!

2. ellen90999 - October 11, 2009

LOL


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